Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Do vagina's smell?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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