Don't you send me to vm
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
