**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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