Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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