Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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