Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
worst night to have a conscience
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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