your parents love me but you hate me
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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