Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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