Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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