Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We left an ass print on the piano.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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