Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
then he tried to convert me to islam
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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