If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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