The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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