I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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