I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize
