I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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