he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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