You work out of a Hotel?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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