oh god the rape fog is back!
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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