I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
The air taste purple.
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