Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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