You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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