Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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