How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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