Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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