He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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