New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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