You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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