I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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