No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I think I died a long time ago.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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