Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I want to walk on stilts...naked
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I didn't notice because vodka
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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