Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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