it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I queefed so loud it echoed.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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