I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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