Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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