I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
