We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Randomize
