Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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