Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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