david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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