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say what?
wanna hang out?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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