And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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