Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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