Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
