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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I peed while puking? Even better

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  Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  he had to chose between the booze and condoms

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  what did he choose?

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  the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?

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• (315): View more from New York

  So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  you were mass sexting so we took your phone away

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..

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• (631): View more from New York

  only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..

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• (914): View more from New York

  Oh god. Standing was a rash decision

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  I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!

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  I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  You threw him in the dryer?

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  He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.

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