He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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