It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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