He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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