Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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