I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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