the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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