What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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