Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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