physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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