so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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